fluffymb:

The moment when the table turns.

tardiscalledsexy:

My math teacher called me average.

How mean.

churchvan:

if your boyfriend doesn’t worship your butt then he’s a lame and i’m very sorry you have to deal with that

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths


Me, everyday.

Me, everyday.

flowersz:

boys in beanies (◕‿◕✿)

boys in plaid (◕‿◕✿)

boys in suits (◕‿◕✿)

boys topless(◕‿◕✿)

boys butts (◕‿◕✿)

bOoOoYS (⊙‿⊙✿)

stormbornvalkyrie:

"Some roses have steel thorns." For ofvalkyries

joeyjoe69:

when your friends sibling is hot

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